i am no less above turning this hank into a hankie than i was a minute ago!

The minute ago in which you tapped that well dry to keep me from hitting the fast forward button, I believe.

dry?

The terms you meted out were rather specific.
Which is to say, completely lacking in foresight.
Should I go over them again?

jeeeez, miss stuffynosed mcseerpants!
give me a break! it's my only trump card right now. :(
... unless,
of course...
it ISN'T!!

...
...

seriously though, i am sure they're being sincere and i could really use a tissue.

Sincerely really?

yes.
and "please". because i heartell this yarn is destined to become totally rad socks.
legendarily so, even.

Totally and legendarily rad?
My.

also yes.
i'd rather not get in the way of that if i don't have to.

Ah.
When you put it that way...

wow!!!

I must admit the onslaught of patronage is quite breathtaking.
Thanks are in order, I think.

yessssssss.
thanks, everyone!!

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ooooh i dont know......
maybe being snatched from a dead and crumbling universe by people who had no business saving you in the first place but did anyways???
now simmer the hell down, jeeeez

heheh uhhhh yeah, this might look a tad harsh.......
but you guys should have seen the last time this mister started getting a little snippy with us! <_<

and aside from previous timey whimey spacey wacey mindfuckery evident here that were never going to explain

haha nnnope! :)

the offers still good harley
one way trip late jurassic
playing home across your wall thingy i mean

... wall thingy

yeah
guy could join a compsognathus herd easy
he even came well equipped with or without the shanking come on its the most fucking humane thing we could do for him at this point

hmmmmmm........
well, ill give it serious consideration in the case of him trying to stab karkat or john again :p

works for me

oh!! speaking of!
this isnt really our show so lets proceed, shall we?
by which i mean an entirely other 'us' in the lets heehee ;D

ye

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